Why wait for our next show when you can get a special copy of our latest CD signed by the band right now. Our signatures are full of unrealized potential and possess many squiggly lines. Very official looking.
Act now and we will throw in a roll of toilet paper, more valuable than gold. These special edition CD’s are $18 each ($15 for signed copy and $3 shipping) and are mailed via USPS. The toilet paper is free! Supplies are limited so act fast.