Our birthday shirt is now available for sale online! Since we aren’t playing Irish Speed Folk music like we wish we could, we are promoting our Vth Anniversary with a special promotion of our newest T-shirt Emblazoned with the words, “Carpe Brutum Fulmen,” this shirt defies logic and works well with jeans.
Act now, and we will also throw in one of our (extremely popular) signed rolls of toilet paper. In deep, dark black, the shirt will let friends, enemies and frenemies know exactly where you stand on the Seizure of Senseless Thunderbolts! Shipping included to US and Canada.
WE ARE CURRENTLY OUT OF THE V-NECK XL SIZE.
- Two sided black t-shirt with white print
- 100% durable, soft cotton
- Available in crewneck (Men’s) and fitted V-neck (Women’s)
- Sizes are Medium, Large, XL, and XXL (WE ARE OUT OF THE V-NECK XL SIZE)
- Shipping cost includes USPS service to US/Canada*
*Shipping overseas will require an additional $7. If you are overseas, we will contact you to secure payment via email.
T-Shirt price includes shipping to US/Canada. We send shirts via USPS. If you want to send us back your undamaged shirt, we will gladly give you a refund of your original expense, or exchange it for a different size. In this case, please let us know whether you want a return or what size you would like. Women’s sizes are form fitting and tend to run smaller, while Men’s sizes are more straight fitting. All secured payments are made via Stripe.
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