You can now order the Utili-Koolie based on the famous Utili-Kilt. It matches John’s kilt with real pockets!! Beer not included. Our new version includes an adjustable rim for cans and pint glasses. $20 for Utili-Koolie, $3 for shipping.

  • Made by hand with durable cotton
  • Comes with sporran (fur color may vary based on our recent hunt)
  • Keeps your Guinness cold
  • Helps you remember which beer is yours
  • Guinness not included
  • Includes shipping via USPS for all domestic orders
  • New adjustable rim for cans or pint glasses

Please email us here if you want more than one or you live outside the U.S.:

Clover's Revenge Utili-Coolie

Coolie fits any standard can or pint glass

Shipping Address

*Shipping overseas will require an additional $10. If you live outside the US, we will contact you to secure payment via email.

Utili-Koolie price includes shipping to US. We send product via USPS. If you want to send us back your undamaged product, we will gladly give you a refund of your original expense within 30 days of purchase. All secured payments are made via Stripe.

Please email us here if you are having any trouble: